Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Groucho Marx Quotes


Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.


I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.


I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.


Humor is reason gone mad. 


Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?


I must confess, I was born at a very early age.




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