Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Groucho Marx Quotes

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Humor is reason gone mad. 

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

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