Saturday, January 7, 2012

Cultivate Your Psychic Powers



Would you like to become rich beyond belief? Would you like to help your local police department solve crimes using your unique abilities?  If yes, keep reading...



Can you bend spoons, read tarot cards, control your dreaming, astral project, or hold an object in your hand and immediately know its history? If you can't, I bet you could with a little practice. It's so easy, a kid can do it! 





Imagine what it would feel like to entertain your friends while thrilling audiences around the world. If this sounds like the type of life you'd like to live, then it's about time you begin cultivating your hidden psychic powers. 


Let's get started...



1. Breathe like a Zen Master. 


Fill your belly with breath. Now, squeeze out every last bit of air from your abdomen. Remember to breathe in through the nose and exhale through the mouth. Now, take a deeper breath, with more practice, you'll be able to take deeper and deeper breaths. This type of breathing increases the amount of oxygen that reaches your brain, while simultaneously reducing tension. Of course, some people complain that trying to breathe like a Zen Master initially causes them more stress, but that's not very Zen of them to say.

2. Master Zen Meditation.



If your thoughts are running away with you, keep trying. 



3. Surround yourself with positive people. 


Negative people will probably make fun of you for trying to cultivate your psychic powers. While it's great fun to debate, criticize, and in general, adopt a negative attitude, positive attitudes actually increase psychic abilities. 

4. Practice, Practice, Practice


Starting simple and working your way up to spoon bending is your best bet. Once you can perform a psychic skill, the rest of your successful life as a psychic will yield unimaginable wealth and prestige. Just look around you, psychics everywhere are living in mansions, they have their own 1-800-Numbers, and they're always a welcome addition to any dinner party. 






2 comments:

clairvoyant reading said...

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Dr. Laughing said...

Hi Clairvoyant, thanks for visiting my blog and for your support. I'm happy to hear you enjoyed reading this post and that you even bookmarked my blog for future readings!

Another psychic told me that they predicted that my little blog here would bring me great fame, fortune, and happiness... so far, I'm having a blast writing and am slowly building-up an audience of people who enjoy laughing!

Cheers!
:D