Friday, June 22, 2012

Jokes for Kids


Do you want to be funny? 
Do you want to make your friends and family laugh out loud or roll on the floor with laughter? 

Well, you've come to the RIGHT place! 

What did the judge say when the skunk came in to testify? 
Odor in the court! 

What do you call an overweight cat? 
A flabby tabby. 
Why was the rabbit so unhappy? 
She was having a bad hare day. 

How do you catch a squirrel? 
Climb a tree and act like a nut! 

Did you know that it takes 17 muscles to SMILE
and 43 to frown? 


Planning a Surprise Party
by Al B. Darn

Are You Lying?
by I.M. Knott

Traveling the World
by I.M. Tyred and Jett L'Agg

Fibbing Effectively
by Liza Lott

101 Ways to Miss a Day of School
by Ben Barphin

The Art of Shaving
by Harry Mann

All the Answers
by Jean Yuss

What do you do if your dog won't stop sneezing? 
Call a dogtor. 

How do bears walk around? 
With bare feet. 

What do you get from a pampered cow? 
Spoiled milk. 

Why aren't leopards any good at playing hide-and-seek?
Because they're always spotted! 

Where do dogs buy their underwear? 
At K-9 Mart. 

What do you call a cat that can bowl? 
Alley Cat.

What is a Sitcom? 
A "Situation Comedy" - or SITCOM for short

Television shows like Ned's Declassified, SpongeBob Square Pants, or Wizards of Waverly Place are television shows that feature a humorous conflict and resolution in each episode. 

Characters in these shows are supposed to get themselves into trouble, which makes us laugh! It's usually extra funny because we know what's going to happen, even though the person in the show doesn't seem to have a clue. 

TV producers hire comedy writers to think up funny situations and write funny lines for the show's script. 

If you like telling jokes, you might consider a career as a comedy writer for a television sitcom. 

What do you get when you cross a dog with an egg?
Pooched eggs. 

What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
Winnie the Pee-Yew! 

What is it called when you ask your parents to stop the car 
so you can make your brother or sister get out? 
A Pest-Stop! 

Will you remember me in an hour? 

Will you remember me in a day? 

Will you remember me in a week? 

Will you remember me in a month? 

Will you remember me in a year? 

I think you won't.
Yes, I will. 

Knock, knock. 
Who's there?

See? You've forgotten me already! 

1 comment:

Afsheen said...

hhhahah hillarious
funny jokes and pics
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