Sunday, March 25, 2012
Trying to cut back on Bad Life Choices?
Countless rebirths lie ahead, both good and bad. The effects of karma (actions) are inevitable.
If you're totally messing up this lifetime, why not submit an application for a reprieve from
The Accumulated Negative Karma Counsel...
You, too, can commit crimes and make faulty decisions and be at ease knowing that while those actions might not be irreversible, you can delay their effects.
How do we do it?
The secret is in our understanding of time.
The 're-actions' or results of our actions usually show up with a big time delay, and it becomes extremely difficult to know which action caused which result.
Actions committed in this lifetime might not manifest until the next lifetime.
However, given that the universe is now in counseling for drug addiction to speed, the mechanisms of karma can be intellectually understood, seen, manipulated, and Steampunked without anyone taking notice.
Do not try to delete your Karma, or this could happen to you!
Remember, Karma is gonna get you in the end.
So, be nice to your friends...
Otherwise, they might file a motion with the
INSTANT KARMA KOMMITTEE
and have your application revoked!
Posted by Soph Laugh at 7:06 AM