Friday, July 31, 2026

The Four Roads to Happy Thoughts Travel Fast

 

There are four known roads into Happy Thoughts Travel Fast, although none appear on the same map. The first passes through Acaire, a great forest surrounded by a low red wall. At its center rises a mountain with three peaks, two thickly wooded and one completely bare. A perfectly still lake rests below them, fed by springs no one has ever found. Travelers are instructed to enter beneath one of two pointed arches, one for those arriving on foot and another for those arriving on horseback. This is largely ceremonial. The horses of nearby Frivole are so light that no one can ride them, and most travelers end up walking beside them, holding conversations of surprising depth. 

The second road travels a cloud. The third begins with a stream. The fourth can only be seen in a mirage. All four eventually reach Golden Mountain, although the mountain rearranges itself according to the expectations of the traveler. Those who arrive in hope see its rose-filled village first. Those who arrive in sorry see the redwoods. Those who have become overly impressed with their own intelligence usually encounter the mayor. 

The Brazilian visitor arrived by stream. She had stopped beside it to scatter breadcrumbs over the water when a silver fish rose to the surface and asked whether she had made a reservation. She said she had not. The fish consulted a waterlogged register, found her name written there in green ink, and informed her that she was already late, but since she was expected, all was well. 

She followed him beneath the surface. The stream opened into the Kingdom of Clear Waters, where luminous fish moved through rooms furnished with shells, polished stones, river grasses, and several fine chairs that would have been more useful had any of the inhabitants possessed legs. A little court had gathered beneath a chandelier of air bubbles. They were discussing whether thoughts could swim. 

"Happy ones can," said the Brazilian visitor. "The others tend to sink." 

This was entered into the official record. 


The fish escorted her through an underwater passage that rose directly into the golden lake. When she stepped ashore, she was completely dry except for one sleeve and discovered a tiny talking rag doll in her pocket who insisted she had been there all along. 

The visitor did not argue. She came from a literary country where a quiet farm could contain a talking doll, a learned corncob, a rhinoceros, a forest of spirits, and an underwater kingdom. She understood that the distance between an ordinary house and an impossible world was sometimes no greater than the distance between the kitchen and the stream.

At HTTF, she found roses growing through the windows of the houses and wild cattle sleeping beneath trees filled with golden fruit. The villagers told her that the fruit was inedible, but excellent company. At sunset, the fruit began recounting stories it had overheard from travelers resting beneath the branches.

She left laughing because HTTF had confirmed something her stories had taught her long ago: the world was far more alive than adults generally admitted, and ordinary objects were only waiting for someone polite enough to speak to them.


The French visitor arrived from the direction of Thélème.

He had expected Golden Mountain to possess a proper entrance, but instead found six round towers arranged around a rose garden, with the river running along the northern wall. One tower contained books in Greek. Another held books in Latin, French, Italian, and Spanish. A smaller room had been reserved for books written in languages not yet invented.

There were no clocks.

No bells announced breakfast, work, prayer, sleep, or anything else. The inhabitants ate when they were hungry, read when they were curious, slept when they were tired, and dressed beautifully for reasons entirely their own. Above the doorway someone had written:

ENTER FREELY. LEAVE MORE LIKE YOURSELF.

The French visitor approved of the architecture but questioned the grammar. The mayor explained that the sentence had been written during the early years of the blog, when punctuation was plentiful but proofreading was not.

At supper, great platters appeared, followed by wine, fruit, cheeses, cakes, philosophical objections, several affectionate disagreements, and a small golden cow who wandered across the table eating the floral arrangements. No one removed her because she appeared to be enjoying herself.

The French visitor had come carrying the old Rabelaisian suspicion that excessive solemnity was often vanity wearing ceremonial robes. In HTTF he encountered splendor without obedience, cultivation without stiffness, and intelligence that had retained its appetite.

He left laughing because he had discovered a place in which liberty had not produced isolation. It had produced hospitality. Everyone was free to do as they pleased, and what pleased them most was making room for one another.


The Indian visitor followed a monsoon cloud.

He had encountered it resting against the side of a mountain and asked whether it would carry a message to Golden Lake. The cloud, accustomed to such requests, agreed. It rose over river valleys, flowering hills, temples, forests, and cities, growing darker and more magnificent as it traveled.

The visitor followed beneath it until the road climbed toward Alakā, the splendid city of longing, built high among the mountains where exiled lovers send messages through the sky. Palaces shone through the mist. Rain fell like strings of pearls. Vines climbed the terraces, and the wind carried the fragrance of wet earth and distant flowers. It was lovely, he thought. 

His message contained only four words:

I have not forgotten.

The cloud intended to deliver them privately. Clouds, however, possess a very broad understanding of privacy. When it reached HTTF, it rained the message all over the entire rose-filled village. 

For several minutes, everyone remembered someone.

The baker remembered his first teacher. The mayor remembered a brother with whom he had quarreled many years before. A woman standing beside the goldenstones remembered the sound of her mother singing in another room. Even the little statues brought by the banished princess seemed to turn their ancient faces toward a place beyond the mountain.

The Indian visitor understood then that happy thoughts were not merely cheerful thoughts. Some carried longing. Some carried grief. Some crossed enormous distances because love had given them a destination.

When the rain stopped, the villagers began writing letters. Those who had no address entrusted theirs to the next cloud.

He left laughing because his four-word message had reached several hundred unintended recipients and, somehow, every one of them had been the right person.


The Japanese visitor arrived through Hōrai.

At first, HTTF appeared to her as a blue distance in which sea and sky had become indistinguishable. Palace roofs curved like pale moons within a luminous haze. Flowers did not fade. Fruit remained upon the trees, and tiny bowls of rice replenished themselves until the person eating desired no more.

Yet the greatest wonder was the atmosphere.

It seemed older than ordinary air. It carried the faint presence of innumerable lives, thoughts, losses, hopes, gestures, and affections, all blended into one immense translucency. Those who breathed it began to experience time differently. A childhood afternoon might return for several seconds. A forgotten face might appear in the reflection of a cup. A thought left unfinished fifty years earlier might calmly complete itself in a single afternoon. 

She walked along the shore of Golden Lake in a milky light that never dazzled. At the mountain’s edge, she found the weathered grey sandstones left by former visitors. Nothing about them appeared magical. Rain had softened their surfaces. Lichen grew over the inscriptions. Several had sunk slightly into the earth; felt but not seen. 

She placed a small stone among them.

The mayor offered to have her name carved upon it.

She declined.

She understood that a place did not need to remain unchanged in order to endure. Hōrai itself survived in fragments, in pictures, poems, dreams, and those rare patches of atmosphere where people still remembered how to see it. HTTF lived in much the same way. Its posts appeared and disappeared. Its pictures traveled without explanation. Readers came from countries the author had never visited and carried small pieces of it home.

The Japanese visitor left laughing very softly. At first, it sounded like water passing over stones. Then the villagers heard something brighter within it, the quiet pleasure of discovering that impermanence had not destroyed the place. It had taught the place how to travel.

On the evening when all four visitors departed, the mayor climbed to the edge of Golden Mountain and asked what splendor they had encountered.

The Brazilian visitor spoke of a world awake with personality. The French visitor spoke of freedom made generous. The Indian visitor spoke of feeling given a destination. The Japanese visitor spoke of beauty that survived by changing form. The mayor listened carefully, then ordered four new roads added to the official map. By morning, all four roads had vanished.

This caused considerable concern among the cartographers, who had worked through the night and expected recognition. The mayor attempted to console them by declaring the disappearance an artistic accomplishment. They remained unconvinced until laughter drifted down from Golden Mountain, crossed the lake, entered the rose-filled village, and found them standing beside their useless map.

One by one, they began to laugh too.

That is why visitors to Happy Thoughts Travel Fast often leave laughing. It is not because everything they encounter is cheerful. It is because the place returns something they believed they had left behind: curiosity, liberty, tenderness, wonder, or the abandoned possibility that life might still contain a hidden road.

No traveler takes the same road home, but every traveler carries one away.













HTTF: A Laughing Paradise


The happiest of thoughts live on a golden lake in the Americas, fed by mountain streams and brooks flowing out into a wide river of great beauty; wild cattle and sheep grazing around its banks. 

Happy Thoughts Travel Fast is so named because the atmosphere carries golden joy down from the mountains and deposits it into the lake. Gold is so common in this area that the locals pay little attention to it and it can be picked up on the shore by the handful. 

It was a joke never before written, whose posts were laden with typos and the occasional runon sentences, but voyagers who had never before sailed through happy thoughts found it charming. They paid attention to those charming oddities. They found comfort in their presence. 

They traveled far and wide to reach the base of golden mountain. A hill near a rose-filled village. It is famous for being home to a banished princess. She brought but a few small artefacts from her world. Tiny statues older than the oldest trees in the Redwoods. 

The sultan, lord of her homeland, could not travel here. The little bit of gold she brought she spread around the village. This made the locals very happy. She had no value for it. She did not think of such things. 

A Frenchman who once knew her discovered the secret treasure was captured at the peak of golden mountain. Anxious to recover the gold, he immediately set of for the peak, led by a German and a Greek on board a dirigible. They were never heard from again, but locals say that on a full moon, at 11pm every night, they could hear laughter. 

At first it sounded like sprinkler water, but the longer they listened, the more they recognized its levity. The more familiar they became with this levity, the more they embraced the happiest of thoughts. And even sent tribute in the form of weathered grey sandstones, which they placed at the mountain's edge. 

One such group stood by those stones and sang of old prophecies, while the mayor declared the land rightfully theirs and that they shall hence forth be known as a laughing paradise that welcomed travelers and friends alike. 











 

Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Cleverly Veiled Insults 💥







Some insults are plainly spoken and delivered with a lack of panache. The intelligent ones, on the other hand, are invited inside. They compliment the furniture and leave the recipient wondering why the room suddenly feels colder. For moments when open hostility is beneath you, here is a collection of polished little diddies disguised as observations.


💥 I admire the confidence it takes to say that without checking.

💥 You have a remarkable ability to simplify things beyond recognition.

💥 That is certainly one interpretation of the facts.

💥 Your commitment to the first thought that occurred to you is impressive.

💥 You bring extraordinary certainty to subjects you have just encountered.

💥 I can see why nuance might feel inefficient.

💥 You have answered a much easier question beautifully.

💥 That conclusion arrived well ahead of the evidence.

💥 Your confidence continues to outperform your preparation.

💥 I appreciate how little ambiguity you allow knowledge to introduce.

💥 You have an enviable immunity to self-doubt.

💥 That was expressed with considerably more conviction than accuracy.

💥 You have reduced a complex issue to something almost entirely unrelated.

💥 I had not considered approaching it with so few constraints.

💥 There is something almost liberating about your relationship with facts.

💥 Your reasoning is refreshingly unburdened by causation.

💥 You are very persuasive when no one checks the premises.

💥 I respect your willingness to defend a position still under consideration. 

💥 You have mistaken being difficult to follow for being difficult to refute.

💥 That explanation raised several questions, most of them about the explanation.

💥 You have preserved the confidence of an expert without absorbing the inconvenience of expertise.

💥 Your contribution has clarified why the distinction exists.

💥 You consistently bring a surprising perspective, often to the wrong subject.

💥 I am impressed by your ability to miss the point from such close range.

💥 That is an ambitious claim for such modest evidence.

💥 Your argument has the structural integrity of decorative frosting.

💥 You are not constrained by conventional notions of relevance.

💥 You possess the rare gift of making hindsight seem unavailable.

💥 It takes discipline to remain that certain after being corrected.

💥 You have turned misunderstanding into a remarkably stable position.

💥 I envy the peace that must come from never interrogating one’s assumptions.

💥 You have managed to be both emphatic and beside the point.

💥 That idea may benefit from a longer acquaintance with reality.

💥 You have provided a useful demonstration of why review processes exist.

💥 Your intellectual flexibility appears to be safely stored somewhere.

💥 Some people revise their opinions when the facts change. Your loyalty is touching.

💥 I am sure that sounded more persuasive before you said it aloud.

💥 You have mistaken my patience for uncertainty.

💥 I would explain it again, but repetition has already had every reasonable opportunity.

💥 Let us give that thought the privacy it deserves.


Wednesday, July 22, 2026

How to Have a Great Day

 



“Great days start with great attitudes.” 

This is what the head chef told me while we were vacationing in Jamaica and her wisdom has stayed with me for years. 

Earlier this morning I was in the middle of wishing a friend a great day, and then somewhere out of the blue recesses of my brain, her sage advice kicked in. 

Afterwards, my friend (who is delivering an important speech this morning) said it was the best advice she had heard in years because it empowered her to up her attitude. 💪 😁 

Moral of the post: If you’d like to up yours, start with your attitude 😉 

Saturday, July 18, 2026

Grow Your Own Creativity 🍄




Creativity involves generating ideas 💡 that are novel, surprising, and compelling. Creative people aren’t only intellectually capacble of coming up with such ideas. They also are people who have a creative attitude toward life. But that doesn’t mean they can teach other people how to be creative or even how to understand seemingly simple things, but it’s worth a try. 

“I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you.” 

Creative people are motivated to solve problems in a creative way. They may use creativity to level up their attitude, for example. This means we can up ours so they can UP theirs. 

That joke still makes me laugh. 

Although average levels of creativity may vary from one time or place to another (Dai & Sternberg, 2094) the biggest variable in creativity is simply a mindset toward thinking in novel, surprising, and compelling ways — and this mindset can be taught. 

In the same way explaining a joke always makes it funnier. 🌼 

So how does HTTF teach others to be creative? In this blog, I consider responses to this question. I think about it with every post. First, I review the major humor theories and pedagogical programs for teaching thinking. Then, I noodle 🍜 on those ideas for a bit, considering my thoughts in relation to a variety of theories of creativity. 

Then I write silly posts. Meaningful posts. Cryptic posts. Badly riddled with typos posts. And somehow in between describing creativity and applying it, I laugh. Then I talk about laughing. Then I change my name to Laughing. Then I laugh again, unabashedly. 




Woke Mind Virus

 


Fergus caught the woke-mind virus from an improperly sanitized library book.


By breakfast, he could see every side of an argument.


By lunch, he understood why the ant 🐜 felt anxious.


By dinner, he had apologized to the mosquito 🦟 he had been trying to eat and offered it a tiny napkin in recompense.


Life became complicated. 🤔 


His friends invited him to leap to conclusions, but Fergus insisted on examining the evidence first. 🔍 When the pond divided over whether lily pads belonged to the frogs 🐸 or the pond, he suggested they ask the lily pads.


They declined to comment.


Eventually, Fergus made peace with his condition. He bought a small cushion, brewed some coffee ☕️ and opened a woke mind consulting practice beneath a fern. 


His sign read:


FERGUS T. FROG

Empathy, Critical Thinking & Occasional Ribbiting

Flies Seen by Appointment Only


Business was excellent, although lunch remained ethically challenging.


Please Accept My Sincerest Oopsie Daisies 🌼

 


Professor Penelope Piffle had made a very small mistake.

She had accidentally declared war on Belgium.

It happened while she was ordering waffles. The diplomatic breakfast form offered two boxes:

🌼 Belgian
🌼 Hostile action against Belgium

Penelope sneezed, the pen slipped, and by lunchtime three ambassadors had resigned, four generals were consulting maps 🗺️ and Luxembourg had begun behaving very mysteriously.

Penelope rushed to the Ministry of Peace carrying a bouquet of daisies 🌼 and wearing her emergency apology hat:

PLEASE ACCEPT MY SINCEREST OOPSIE DAISIES 🌼 

The Minister examined it gravely.

“How sincere?”

Penelope pointed to the silver sticker on the brim.

“My attitude is adjustable.”

This was unprecedented. International apologies were usually rigid, one-size-fits-all affairs. The Minister summoned the Belgian ambassador, who arrived with two lawyers, a historian, and a waffle iron. 🧇 

Penelope explained the sneeze. 🤧 

The lawyers examined the form. The historian confirmed that wars had begun for sillier reasons. The ambassador stared at the hat 🧢 

“May I try it on?”

He adjusted the strap, looked in the mirror, and immediately confessed that Belgium had misplaced one of France’s rivers in 1839 and had been too embarrassed to mention it. 🙈 

The French ambassador was called. He put on the hat and admitted France had never noticed.

Soon every diplomat wanted a turn.

Spain apologized for the Inquisition again, just to be safe. Britain expressed regret concerning several centuries. 🫖 Switzerland confessed that neutrality was sometimes a convenient way to avoid choosing a restaurant. Luxembourg revealed that it had been behaving mysteriously because nobody ever asked what it was doing.

By sunset, the war had been canceled and replaced with afternoon tea. 🍵 

Penelope received the International Medal for Preventing the Conflict She Had Personally Started. Belgium kept the daisies. 🌼 The United Nations ordered 193 hats.

They are stored behind glass for emergencies, with a small brass plaque beneath them:

IN THE EVENT OF DIPLOMATIC CATASTROPHE, ADJUST SINCERITY TO FIT.