ALTERNATIVE APOLOGIES
"Oops! I did it again..."
BONZAI!
Because the best defense is a good offense.
MODERN DENIAL DEFENSE
"I didn't post it on my Facebook wall, so obviously it never happened."
Richard Nixon's FB Profile Photo
PASSIVE DEFENSE
"I'm really sorry. We were on the Honey Fitz at the time."
THE BORING DEFENSE
"While there were mistakes made in the handling of campaign contributions, we conducted a thorough investigation and found that, regardless of what you might have heard, no campaign contributors or taxpayers suffered any physical injury whatsoever."
TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM DEFENSE
"Yeah, we did it. So? Wanna take this outside?"
THE "TITANIC" DEFENSE
"Free as a bird"
1 comment:
Very funny and still stay in context.... Good job
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