Sunday, May 13, 2012

Women Only Day

WOMEN: 

Celebrate Womanhood by Doing
That Which Only We Can Do



Make an Entrance





Entertain Two Contradictory Thoughts
Simultaneously 




Cry at the Movies
and not look ridiculous




Sign up for Dance Classes
After Seeing This Scene




Solve World Problems at the Salon






Let Men Make Fun of Our Driving
Get Free Chauffeur & Valet




Decorate The Steering Wheel
It's the right thing to do
To preserve a quality manicure




Be a Good Listener to the Family Pet
The Dog will always be on your side




If for any reason you find yourself losing an argument
Cry





Always make time for tea & girlfriends





Make it to a Sale On Time
Need I say more?




Multitask
Because we're so good at it




Demonstrate True Kitchen Domination



Alternate Version:
Tell everyone you meet that you can't cook
This way they don't expect culinary mastery
This way we can chat on Facebook
Instead of spending the day in the kitchen





Make the World Laugh




Make a Memorable Exit




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