WOMEN:
Celebrate Womanhood by Doing
That Which Only We Can Do
Make an Entrance
Entertain Two Contradictory Thoughts
Simultaneously
Cry at the Movies
and not look ridiculous
Sign up for Dance Classes
After Seeing This Scene
Solve World Problems at the Salon
Let Men Make Fun of Our Driving
Get Free Chauffeur & Valet
Decorate The Steering Wheel
It's the right thing to do
To preserve a quality manicure
Be a Good Listener to the Family Pet
The Dog will always be on your side
If for any reason you find yourself losing an argument
Cry
Always make time for tea & girlfriends
Make it to a Sale On Time
Need I say more?
Multitask
Because we're so good at it
Demonstrate True Kitchen Domination
Alternate Version:
Tell everyone you meet that you can't cook
This way they don't expect culinary mastery
This way we can chat on Facebook
Instead of spending the day in the kitchen
Make the World Laugh
Make a Memorable Exit
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