Monday, May 7, 2012

Non-Grown-Up Quotes


Light thinks it travels faster than anything - what a show-off! 

No matter how fast light travels, it still gets its plug caught in the socket. 



No matter how dark the moment




He who abducts cows at night

will drink milk in the morning


You play red light, yellow light, green light

because it's fun


This is a funky chicken lamp



We bungie cord from the ceiling of doom



The Pink Puffy 
Easter Bunny Committee 
built a bridge with little drink umbrellas
and it was pretty




Big light bulbs do not make the best desk lamps





Suffering

Need I say more? 



This is my kitty

She protects me from the monsters
when my nightlight goes out


The life of this Zombie Bunny

Was placed in the hands of a non-living entity 


You'll be in trouble
if you don't share a piece of that bunny
with this little Zombie girl



How many times do I have to tell you
Don't die
Or you'll turn into a Zombie



Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap



Goofy is still at large
He has eluded us all



From an economic perspective
it's not the years of quality-adjusted life years that count
it's the cost of growing up








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