Monday, May 7, 2012

Non-Grown-Up Quotes

Light thinks it travels faster than anything - what a show-off! 

No matter how fast light travels, it still gets its plug caught in the socket. 

No matter how dark the moment

He who abducts cows at night

will drink milk in the morning

You play red light, yellow light, green light

because it's fun

This is a funky chicken lamp

We bungie cord from the ceiling of doom

The Pink Puffy 
Easter Bunny Committee 
built a bridge with little drink umbrellas
and it was pretty

Big light bulbs do not make the best desk lamps


Need I say more? 

This is my kitty

She protects me from the monsters
when my nightlight goes out

The life of this Zombie Bunny

Was placed in the hands of a non-living entity 

You'll be in trouble
if you don't share a piece of that bunny
with this little Zombie girl

How many times do I have to tell you
Don't die
Or you'll turn into a Zombie

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Goofy is still at large
He has eluded us all

From an economic perspective
it's not the years of quality-adjusted life years that count
it's the cost of growing up

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