Just in time for Christmas
Sophy Laughing, Inc.
Proudly announces
the release of an ancient
wrinkle cream miracle
Sophy's Homemade
Magickal Mayonnaise
Sophy's homemade Magickal Mayonnaise comes in a variety of flavors
Sophy's Magickal Mayonnaise is filled to the rim with goodness thanks to the botulinum toxin, created by the botulism bacteria, the secret, active ingredient in our mayonnaise.
A million times more *powerful than plutonium, the botulinum toxin ensures that those pesky fine lines and wrinkles will magically disappear with the blink of an eye.
Sophy Laughing isn't just the creator of Magickal Mayonnaise
She's a customer, too!
BEFORE PHOTO
Note the laugh lines around
Sophy's LARGER THAN LIFE smile!
Sophy's LARGER THAN LIFE smile!
AFTER PHOTO
All the laugh lines and personality magickally disappear!
Just rub Sophy's Magickal Mayonnaise and some fresh fruit ALL OVER YOUR your face for a beautiful, healthy, vibrant wrinkle-free glow!
Sophy's Magikal Mayonnaise
Proudly brought to you today by
Sophy's Kamikaze Bunnies
Disclaimer:
*By powerful, we mean lethal.
*By powerful, we mean lethal.
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