Facebook Friends Song

To all the Facebook Friends I unfriended last fall

Who traveled on and off my wall

I'm glad they came along

I dedicate this song

To all the Facebook Friends I unfriended last fall

To all the Facebook Friends with whom I've laughed

And I'm happy to say we left it at that

For helping me to grow

I owe a lot of jokes I know

To all the Facebook Friends I've unfriended last fall

The rules of the game are always changing

And every time I try to keep things one way

The rules of the game are always changing

And they just whisk me away

To all the Facebook Friends with whom I've shared a laugh

Who are now someone else's friends

I'm glad they came along

I dedicate this song

To all the Facebook Friends I unfriended last fall

To all the Facebook Friends who bugged me senseless

Who filled my inbox with random messages

They were deleted with the trash

'Cause I'm not into that

Which is why you're no longer on my wall...