Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Past Life X-Ray

Welcome to the Past-Life Radiation Department

If you would like a Past-Life X-Ray to either confirm or deny your existence as a certain historical person, send $199.99 to Sophy Laughing, Incorporated via the PayPal Link at the left. 

Once enough people send us money, our scientists will begin work on a machine to measure the particle distance and trajectory of all of your subatomic particles (to their last bound agreement) so that you may finally have proof of your previous life identity. 

*X-Ray films available on CD for an extra charge...

Makes one wonder...

Would laws will have to be rewritten to return property to its rightful reincarnated owner?

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