Thursday, August 18, 2011

Join The Dark Side...and Get a Free Cookie!

A long time ago 
in a galaxy
far, far away...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Stormtrooper walked into a bar.
The Stormtrooper ducked! 

"Hey, point that thing someplace else" 

 "Get in (the game) you big furry oaf!" 

"I never knew I had it in me"

"Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. 
I've seen a lot of strange stuff, 
but I've never seen anything to make me believe 
there's any other beer better than this one!"  

 "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

 "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can"

 "Luke, I am your father..."

Luke, I told you I'd be back...

That's the Terminator, you idiot...

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