Under the lean, muscular arm of the laughing diet revolution, you will gain membership to Sophy's Health and Fitness Cooperative, where you will participate in spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement. You will also receive a copy of the Laugh Your Way Through Dinner Cookbook filled with amusing jokes sure to keep you in stitches, a proven weight loss method that results in howling laughter rather than the massive consumption of rich foods.
Rise up against rich foods, depose the oppressor fat cells, and jettison the extra weight that accompanies unhappiness, melancholia, and low spirits. Gloom and depression are the opiates of the massive. Dump that seasonal affective disorder and live, love, laugh your way to a healthier you!