Caller: "Hey, is your frig running?"
Librarian: "We don't have a frig in this department."
Caller: "Knock, knock."
Librarian: "This is a library, young man. Please let me speak to your parents."
Caller: "Who's there?"
Librarian: "The head librarian."
Caller: "Head librarian, who?"
Librarian: "Head librarian who will treat your library card like a T-Rex."
Caller: "How so?"
Librarian: "I'll mark down all your books as being 60 million years overdue!"
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3rd Grade
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