Snow White and The Seven Chakras

Snow White & The Seven Chakras

Exclusively from Sophy Laughing, the creator of Alice in ChakraLand, comes an exciting new tale of running out of particles. 

Snow White & The Seven Chakras, a classic tale about how to consciously-project your thoughts to the rainbow of wavelengths that lie beyond your localized forest spin. Using your ChakraSpheres, in a way that escapes the finite nature of the universe, you too can follow Snow White deeper into the quantum forest. 

Showing us how to harmonize our chakras and break free from negativity, Snow White is faced with escaping the force of her evil Step-Mother's bonded particles. Rejoice as Snow White energetically triumphs and takes us on a journey that connects us back to the quantum field, where information begets information simultaneously, where apples are bright and shiny, and where dwarves do our household chores! 

In an interview with Snow White's friends, Walle and Eva, they shared this clip when explaining their understanding of Snow White's journey, stating that it was very much like the nature of their cosmic dance along the quantum rainbow of color. 

Transcend to the next modality of energetic storytelling experience beyond the forest of finite energie, which is confined to a finite volume of space that has a finite number of distinguishable states and therefore registers only a finite number of trees, and enjoy the magic of the universal mirror that isn't as far, far away as it may seem. 

In our present manifested state, we are the product of light scattering and moving away from an unknown trajectory (which appears straight-and-narrow), but inherent within each of us is a consciously-accessible ChakraSphere that can assemble, disassemble, and reassemble itself to harmoniously blend in with an infinite number of colorful rainbows, essential to ChakraEvolution. 

Snow White & The Seven Chakras, own it on Blu-Ray today! 

Theories of Everything

The beauty of physics is often times found in its aesthetics. According to Murry Gell-Man, Nobel laureate, inventor of the quark, and all-around very cool guy, "a beautiful or elegant theory is more likely to be right than a theory that is inelegant." 

(Dr. Gell-Mann seems so friendly and approachable in his discussion, that I can't help but want to call him by his first name)

(1:40 - 2:13) As Murray reminiscences about Einstein dismissing scientific studies dissent from his theory on relativity, he breaks out into a genuine bout of laughter. Those familiar will this story about Einstein will undoubtedly note the humor of Einstein's dismissal. I can't help but relate with others who take delight in Murray's delight of this delightful story. Delightful. Delightful. Delightful! 

According to Murray, we express theories mathematically, but when the theory is simple, and when in terms of a mathematical equation you can write the theory in a brief space, without a lot of complication, that's essentially the meaning of beauty or elegance. 

The assumption we've made about the universe is that "The basic law really takes the form of a unified quantum theory of all the fundamental forces and all the elementary particles." 

This is not the same thing as the popularized theory of everything. "That's wrong," says Murray. "The theory is quantum mechanical." 

The main thing about the theory is that it predicts near-certain probabilities. "You have only probabilities for certain outcomes. Essentially, the history of the universe is not determined just by the law, it is determined by the fundamental law AND this incredibly long series of accidents, and chance outcomes. The fundamental theory doesn't include those chance outcomes, they are in addition. So it's not a theory of everything." 

With that cleared up, with the proverbial onion peeled, let me visit The Theories of Everything and peel back the comic layers of beauty dynamic energie creates: 

Roz Chast (born 1954) is a hilariously, brilliant American cartoonist and staff cartoonist for The New  Yorker. From Parallel Universes to Mondo Boxes to The Party, After You Left, her subjects often deal with domestic and family life in a way that seems so universal it's apropos that her book collection of cartoons "selected, collected, and health-inspected" (1978-2006) be titled: Theories of Everything. 

I like to think of the theory of everything as more self-expressive with a focus on the content, not the code. I take delight that perspective when it comes to "enjoying" the world. Sometimes the beauty of simplicity is merely the enjoyment it brings. 

The ambiguity between the seen and unseen is particularly evident in our beauty-centric panopticon world, which the media successfully lessens as a circular prison with cells arranged around a central well, from which we can at all times observe and be observed. However, the beauty of our inquisitive exploration into the universe comes from the exploration, the nature of inquisition. So, no matter how someone wishes to depict the world, negative, positive, mathematically, theoretically, it still is there for us to ponder. 

I like that. 

While it is not always rational to become totally engaged to the point you become fixated, turning everything into something specific, I wonder if we could interpret deeper if we first allowed ourselves to truly enjoy a concept at its face value.  Without having first enjoyed a concept, how can its energie be successfully factored into the next equation? 

Besides, Murray's theory is determined by the fundamental law "AND this incredibly long series of accidents," which would include anything we slow down long enough to consider. No matter which time zone of thought you reside, my theory of everything, if I may be so bold, is that we exist. Anything we do after that can be examined and measured in an infinite number of ways, but that's just the details or depending on your camp of residence, the icing on the cake. 

Guilty Chakras

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Do You Suffer From Guilty Chakras? 

If you're wondering whether or not you got out of bed on the wrong Chakra, you're not alone. Others, too, are asking if their Chakras are still under warranty, whether they can upgrade their Chakra system or maybe even join the Occupy Chakra Movement. 


Some resort to downloading apps to balance their Chakras, others try genetically modifying their Chakras, and a few others, well, let's just say that they might have a Chakra or two loose. There are good Chakra days and bad. 


Guilty Chakras are blunt arrows that quiver with fear. Guilt is the tax that Chakras pay on behalf of your fears. They're the gift that keeps on giving. Hard as it may be to accept, Guilty Chakras hold us back. 


By now, you probably know that a good Chakra is hard to find. Still, you'll have an easier time connecting with your SoulChakra if you follow these 5 easy steps: 

1. Recognize the kind of Guilty Chakra that's holding you back. 


2. Make amens or heal your Guilty Chakra sooner than later. 


3. Accept that your Chakras can become out of alignment, and move on. 


4. Recognize and eliminate the behavior that lead to Guilty Chakras. 


5. Chakra perfection does not exist outside ourselves, so look for it within. Chakra perfection is the mere fact that Chakras exist in the first place. 


A clean bill of Chakra Health is within your grasp, even if you have to stretch to reach it. Understanding what works best for your individual Chakras is the first step in healing them. 

Happy Thanksgiving

There's no doubt about it, I'm a sentimentalist, especially when it comes to kids, animals, and holidays. 

My first love was comics. I had a pencil and drawing pad wherever I went. From Star Wars X-Wing Fighters (request from little brother) to Get Well Cards (parents and grandparents) to Doodle-covered homework, I drew every chance I could get. Over the years, my love of comics allowed me to put every memory into its own magical panel with a bright, cheerful flower right in the middle of it.

The first comic strip I drew was called The Bomb Family. It was a story about a family who lived underground in their cellar. It was a parody of how my own family had an underground cellar filled to the rim with canned food, candles, ammo, blankets, tons of stuff in boxes, and board games.

As kids, my cousins and I used to play hide n seek, but no one would venture into the cellar alone unless they had a buddy. We only went "down there" when we were on a mission to retrieve a board game, which we'd promptly bring right back up and set-out in the formal dining room (on family gatherings, no one ever went into this room, so we had it all to ourselves for games, gossip, and hair braiding marathons).

My focus on art gave rise to other interests as a teenager, namely writing, and almost instantaneously, the thrill I felt in art transferred to the written word. Poetry and literature took language to an almost indescribable height of perfection, while simpler wording found on the back of a cereal box, in a textbook, or in an inscription had a comical elegance to it. 

Recently, I took up drawing again, starting over with Stick Figures, who have magically come to life with their sleek, carefree circles and lines, antics and practical jokes. And to my dismay, have recently run off to join the Occupy Movement. 

This morning, I sat in my library thumbing through my books. My U.S. Navy Pirate Combat Skills book caught my eye this morning. When I opened it, one of my Stick Figures was drawn there, egging me on in the margins, pointing his finger under a drawing of hand-to-hook fighting, saying (in a speech bubble), "You could totally knock this swashbuckler off his balance!"

He's right! I am familiar with hand-to-hook combat techniques (I read about them in Chapter 2), plus I think I'm totally ready to level the playing field and neutralize my pirate foe so I can continue on with my mission: 

Thanksgiving Dinner

Today, my mission is to celebrate life and love with my family while paying homage to loving memories of family gatherings from a time long-since passed. A time when you woke up to the smell of freshly brewed coffee, bacon, eggs, and pancakes. 

Cheers! 

to the joyous memories of celebratory laughter, to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade playing on the little TV in the kitchen, to kids laughing and playing outside, and to happy (drunk) grown-ups gathered together for the holidays. 

Memories of holiday gatherings have evolved and changed over the years, but the tradition has remained forever linked back to my early childhood memories in the states where my little family became larger than life, just like my all-time favorite comic hero, Snoopy!

Happy Thanksgiving! 

 

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Gobblers Bum Turkey Leg Jokes

GOBBLERS BUM TURKEY LEG 

STAND-UP ROUTINE

GOBBLER SAYS...

On this Thanksgiving, be grateful you're not a turkey...

I once broke a leg in three places, so I quit going to those places.

Why are snakes hard to fool?
They have no legs to pull.

My Uncle Harlon must be the toughest man in the world. He recently found a crutch - then he broke his leg so he could use it.

The older we get, the closer our legs resemble cows more than calves...

My turkey just applied for disability, it survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.

Why did the turkey cross the road? 

It was the chicken's day off. 

What sound does a Space Turkey make? 
Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Why did the police arrest the turkey? 
They suspected it of fowl play. 

When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America"?  
The first time they heard America sneeze! 


What do you call an unhappy cranberry? 
A blueberry. 


What's blue and covered with feathers?
A turkey holding its breath. 


Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle? 
He wanted a light snack.


What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? 
He had an arrow escape. 


Turkeys are often times banned from church
Because of their FOWL language


What happen to the prize fighter nicknamed "The Turkey"? 
He got the stuffing knocked out of him. 


What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? 
Plymouth Rock. 


Why did the Turkey start a band? 
He had great drumsticks. 


What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? 
If your papa could see you now, 
he'd turn over in his gravy!
 

Beware of April showers

They bring May flowers

And we all know what that means...

PILGRIMS

What's the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; 

On Election day, you get a turkey for 4 years. 

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? 

Because they never learned good table manners. 

Brought to you by McCormick's 

Sweatin Brown Gravy

If you're sweatin gravy, you're not alone

Paramedics bring the Jaws of Life out on Thanksgiving day

To pry those who overeat from their EZ-Boy chairs

If you're sweatin gravy, you're not alone

You open the mail the day after Thanksgiving 

Only to receive a Sumo Wrestler application in the mail

If you're sweatin gravy, you're not alone

Friday morning while pricking your finger for cholesterol screening

It only yields gravy

If you're sweatin gravy, you're not alone

That rash on your stomach

Turns out to be a steering wheel burn

If you're sweatin gravy, you're not alone

Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard

To close this browser window

Forget Miss Manners

Gobble Your Food!!! 

TURKEY RECIPES

Turkey Nachos

 

Instructions: 
Shove GIANT hunks of Velveeta into the turkey while it cooks. 

Serve with tortilla chips. 

 Fruit Gobbler

Decorate your turkey, melon, or left-over pumpkin (from Halloween) 

with skewers of fruit! 

THANKSGIVING PRANKS

 When Dad's not looking, go to ON DEMAND and put on an old recorded football game. 

Mid-meal turn to your mother and say, 

"See Mom, I told you they wouldn't notice,

you were worried for nothing." 

'Twas the Night Of Thanksgiving

'Twas the Night of Thanksgiving, but I couldn't rest

 My belly was stuffed, from eating that extra turkey breast. 

The leftovers beckoned...the dark meat and the white,

but without hot gravy, it's just cold-cuts in the night.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,

the thought of mother's stuffing became infatuation. 

So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door

and gazed inside that glorious fridge, full of goodies galore.

I heated up some turkey, took out the potatoes,

grabbed that Tupperware of mom's sourdough apple stuffing, yams and tomatoes. 

I felt my belly swelling so plump and so round,

I figured I'd have the kitchen to myself if I didn't make a sound. 

I blew it, they heard me and came rushing down

Everyone fussing over my pie; then suddenly, it hit the ground!

But, I managed to save it, and taught them a little bit about old school,

See, when I was growing up, we had a 5-second rule

Nobody wanted the pie on the ground, not even the dog,

So I ate it all, every last bite,

Then turned and bid everyone goodnight!

Occupy Scooby Doo

Occupy Scooby-Dooby Doo, Where Are You? 

We got some crooks to fire now.

Occupy Scooby-Dooby-Do, Where Are You? 

We need some help from you now. 

Come on Occupy Scooby-Do, I see you... 

pretending they haven't sent us up the river.

But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, 

the way you shake and shiver.

You know we got a money mystery to solve,

So Occupy Scooby Doo be ready for your act. 

Don't hold back! 

And Occupy Scooby Doo if you get rid of these dudes

you're going to have yourself a Scooby Snack!

That's a fact!  

Occupy Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here Are You. 

You're protesting and your willing. 

If we can count on you be, Occupy Scooby Doo,

We know you'll catch that villain. 

 

Welcome to another edition of 

OCCUPY SCOOBY DOO

THE CASE OF THE DISAPPEARING MONIES

When we last left our gang, they were in Oakland trying to find the monies that have been funneled through donations to lobbying organizations.

"Jinkies!" reported Velma. 

"Jeepers!" reported Daphne. 

CAN YOU SOLVE THE MYSTERY???

The Mystery Solvers Club GLOBAL Finals introduces 

OCCUPY SCOOBY DOO

Calling all teen mystery solving groups

Report to your local Occupy Office

If you think you can solve the mystery 

of the disappearing monies

Clues may be directly sent to Sophy Laughing, Inc. 

 

In the last episode of 

 OCCUPY SCOOBY DOO, 

the gang experienced a slight set-back in the 

Bush-Cheney Mystery

Here's a recap:

In an interview with the media, it was noted that the majority of the villains these pesky kids and their dog "had put away" over the years was in the thousands, though admittedly, the majority of them were simply guilty of wearing bad costumes. 

We recommend that you remain on alert as 

these culprits are still at large...

The gang drew the following facial composites,

which are also on display in your local 

Occupy Scooby Doo Office