Saturday, July 28, 2012

The Flow of Humor


Humor is a subjective experience and understood in terms of emotional reactions to mental and physical stimulus. This post emphasizes the experience of people who self-medicate with humor for a wide range of conditions. A recurring theme among benefits it brings to them is a sense of flow, wellbeing, or harmonious existence described in literature - after they've stopped laughing. 



Despite the many opportunities to laugh in our present era as opposed to individuals who lived during the early and mid 20th centuries, there's still an ambivalence to laughing in public. I'm not advocating for laughing in public, but I'm not entirely convinced that it's a bad thing if it happens spontaneously. 



Historically, people haven't gone around reciting Baudelair's (ca. 1860) "artificial paradise" on a street corners, even though the words might have touched someone who overheard them to investigate their deeper meanings after having the encounter. 



Laughing can lead to fantastic visions and dramatic flights of fancy producing an extension of the self in all directions, as well as feelings of benevolence. Interestingly enough, the laughter state can invoke a heavy payment in lethargy and discomfort once the intoxication of humor has ended, as well as a more troubling surrender of the will to feelings of insecurity. 



So, how do we retain the rapturous heights attained in a good laugh without succumbing to the afflictions marked by equal lows when we fail to achieve the same type of gut wrenching laughter once we've already heard a joke's punchline? Compared with more enduring states of mind achieved by mystics and poets through hard work and meditation, laughing induced states of consciousness could be deemed practically and morally inferior - if enlightenment of mind is the experience you're after. 



When laughing arises as a result of particle tingling after having already reached enlightenment, laughter becomes a particle or spiritual cleanser of sorts that allows you to clear of the residue of negative energie that surrounds us as we go about our daily lives, exposed to all sorts of energie vibrations - both the ones that flow around us as well as the ones we encounter, in a big city, for example. 



You can literally walk down the street and feel this wave of suffocating energie or piercing anger flowing out from people... it's like sticky rice, if you notice it, it sticks to your fingers or energetic feelers. When this happens, a good laugh is instrumental for breaking the bonds that tie energie together, freeing you from negativity and unpleasant mental states. The flow of laughter seems to trigger a transcendence that satisfies our urges for stimulation, relaxation, and pleasure. 



Laughter, in this respect, is beneficial in maintaining homeostasis, equilibrium, or balance. Laughter coordinates large systems that support the cardiovascular, endocrine, digestive, excretory, and musculo-skeletal functions of the body, among others (the amuse system). 



The purposeful use of humor equates to harm reduction. Laughter, in this view, is a neuroprotective agent, preventing cell death and dysfunction, or neurodegeneration, as found with progressively debilitating autoimmune diseases or a lack of humor. In light of its foregoing larger regulatory function, laughter deficiency might also help explain why humor appears to be so helpful for some people (humor therapy). Biomedical advances in this area may one day validate our ancient admiration and allow for fuller recognition of the value of laughter. 




Friday, July 27, 2012

The Spirituality of Humor


Advocates of humor argue that they can induce mystic states of consciousness of spiritual value simply by laughing, and give two reasons for this view. 

The first argument is that laughing feels mystical or religious. One particularly interesting study was conducted by a group of college students the night after final exams. At a University in Sweden in 1994, ten students, after going to the movies, went back to their dorms and decided to light one up. Within 15 minutes, there was a considerable increase in the volume of the room, within 25 minutes, there was a slight roar. Then, after one particularly hilarious, unintentionally funny comment made a brilliantly clueless bonde, the entire group began laughing hysterically, gasping for air and holding their sides [and the walls] as they, one by one, fell to the ground with laughter. 

The poor blonde girl never knew what she said that was so funny. Hours later, after everyone stopped laughing and discoursing on the nature of the universe, she asked again what was so funny. Unfortunately, nobody could remember, but they said it was the funniest thing they had ever heard, which led them to hypothesize and substantiate with a 10-person marijuana-blind study that uncontrolled laughter triggers a deeply religious experience. 


Secondly, the Ph.D. students noted striking parallels between laughing and classic accounts of mystic experience, both Christian and Buddhist. Both types of experiences, religious and laughing, produce a profound feeling of "oneness," or the sense that one is encountering a "great presence" or the "essence of being".  Other slightly more experimentative students have also noted the similarities between the LSD exerience and laughing. The exchange student that visited for the summer reported yet another similarity between the state of satori that is attained in Zen meditation and uncontrolled laughing. 

According to Stanford-Binet scores, the average IQ of the students was over 170 - the "clueless" blonde's IQ scored was documented, by various organizations, at over 200, and therefore deemed unmeasurable on the Stanford-Binet scale. Apparently, she rejected membership into the "Beyond Mensa" group on the grounds that intelligence could not be measured. 


For some humorless skeptics, this association between the laughing state and mysticism may well be trivial.  Marijuana induced laughter, or genuine hold-your-gut, roll on the floor with laughter-laughter is known to inspire uncanny experiences and non-rational beliefs, and laughing really, really hard tends towards, by definition, that which goes beyond what can be scientifically or logically verified. 

To note the similarity between the two types of experience simply compares (for the humorless skeptic) two different but equally delusional worldviews. As for students' experience, it is only natural that individuals who accept the possibility of a divine encounter through laughing or drugs would interpret the marijuana-laughter-induced experience to be authentically-religious. 


Indeed, for a humorless skeptic, the similarities of laughing and religious states could simply reinforce the association of a sense of humor and neurosis. Laughing also raises the possibility that any joke, unless corroborated by a number of witnesses to the same - you had to be there kinda thing - objectively verifiable event, is potentially the work of non-divine intervention. 

Yet it would be fallacious to assume that all laughter is cut from the same punchline, and one does not need to be a humorless skeptic to suspect that there is something wrong for the case for laughter induced religious experience. 

First is the lack of fit with religious tradition. Typically, in church, unless you're singing or praising The Lord or delivering the sermon, you're supposed to hush-up. It is true that laughing may give a sense of timelessness and "oneness with the universe", but do it on your own time, and during your own prayers, as churches don't typically want their congregation laughing. 



The students, anticipating this objection, stated that they all thought and agreed that night that God was a small galactic child. They substantiated this with the age of our present universe, the trajectory of our particle evolution, the natural tendency for energie to continue vibrating, thus creating universal particles (and karma), to the point that they ultimately evolve into one only to expand again in a myriad of directions. Given the mere fact that this could happen, they hypothesized that this already happened, and thus concluded that we are the creations of a baby god. 


There is also a serious problem with associating the laughter experience with Christianity. Unlike an authentic mystic union, laughter arguably does not lead to a religious transformation of character. It has also been remarked that laughter, as well as dancing, cavorting in public, and avoiding ones prayers is simply too hedonistic, or too amusing; the traditional means of attaining mystic union (with Jesus, Christians argue) requires a necessarily difficult and painful process predicated on faith that whatever that god-forsaken lamb did was really, really bad. 



There are also differences between biblical accounts of divine encounters and those reported by people who suffered from a laughing fit. Whereas schizophrenics, epileptics, and people laughing often describe encounters with God or angels face to face. Angels described in the Torah and New Testament conceal their identity, the God of the Torah never appears to humans directly (Exodus 33:20). 



These arguments may appear to some as being culturally chauvinistic, given that some church groups use laughter in their traditional rites. The debate also hinges on assertions that are perhaps impossible to verify, given that they require some independently verifiable criteria of authenticity (that is, proof that God exists and that laughter gives a true experience of God's existence). 

For all we know, one could argue, God does exist, and no one tradition has the complete picture. 



But there is no escaping the strangeness of the assertion that one could attain an experience of the Divine Presence through laughter, or for that matter by any physical means at all. Put simply, no omniscient being, by definition, could be summoned by whatever worldly means against her or his will. To suggest otherwise seems more in keeping with those South American shamanistic traditions that hold that supernational forces can be summoned through ritualistic use of hallucinogens. 

The case for humorous spirituality is open to the charge of sample bias: many recorded laughing experiences are not merely unpleasant - I laugh 'till I cried - but not induced out of ecstasy. These experiences are often associated with the release of tension or pride felt in epiphany, i.e., I got the joke. 



For those who wish to retain the concept of laughter-induced religious experience, but without retaining the idea of God or gods, these arguments may all seem beside the point, and some have taken exactly this approach. But the outcome of this view scarcely qualifies as a concept of religion, so we don't really care what they think, Do we? 



One could argue that a "soulless approach to the soul itself" (i.e., laughter) reinforces the view that our very minds are embodied in the world, and thereby controllable, and how easily the very citadel of the mind can be stormed by a good laugh. The use of laughter as a tool in fact goes back centuries. 

How can we account for the attribution of divinity with something so simple as laughter? It may be that laughing simply triggers a deep intuition that the very beautiful must be divine. If so, the irony is profound. 



The intense aesthetic experience created by laughing is perhaps brought about by its ability to disclose to consciousness the mind's normally occulted machinery of perception, hence the geometric patterns and fantastic architectural forms that are often reported by people who laugh a lot (temporal lobe epilepsy and delirium tremens can cause similar visions). 

According to this view, a feedback look of sorts is established between the conscious mind and mental processes: the very evolved machinery of perception that makes aesthetic pleasure possible breaks through into the theater of the mind, creating seemingly preternatural visions. 









How to Manage Your Karma


Here's a brief overview of the six lessons in the self-study course Manage Your Karma. In addition to information, each lesson has a set of "Action Steps" to help you apply what you learn to your own karma management situation. If you have questions or need additional assistance, please contact your higher self. 






Lesson 1: Getting Started

This lesson focuses on individual and family values about karma. It gives you some suggestions about ways to talk with your partner and family about karma matters. You are asked to think about and develop some karma goals for the future. There are also suggestions and tools to help you start tracking your karma. 

Lesson 2: Where Does Your Karma Go?

This lesson discusses karma flow, incoming karma, and outgoing karma. There are worksheets on which to write critical information about your karma, what you owe (your use of karma credit), and types of karma (fixed, regular flexible, and occasional) so you have a better picture of your current karma standing. 

Lesson 3: Stop Karma Leaks

This lesson will help you examine your karmic habits to see if any problems exist. There are suggestions for changing karmic practices and habits. Worksheets help you and other family members commit to a personal plan to change karmic habits so karma can be used to reach important goals set in Lesson 1. 

Lesson 4: How Much Karma Can You Afford? 

The focus on this less is on the pros and cons of using various types of karma credit, wise karma management, and the importance of your karmic history. There is a checklist to help you determine if you have some karmic problems, and worksheets to help you compare karmic alternatives. 

Lesson 5: Your Net Karma and Karmic Records

The first part of this lesson focuses on your net karma and taking ownership of your own karma factory. The second part will help you collect and organize your important karmic records. 






Thursday, July 26, 2012

Prosecution Attorneys


Keeping the Voldemorts off our streets
One Death Eater at a time...

Attorney

Fictional character and the main antagonist of people in society who advocate for the freedoms of running amuck. 




Attorneys first appeared in antiquity at the time of the dreadful Gorgon, whose horrifying visage turned those who beheld it to stone. 



In contemporary times, attorneys have been deemed the archenemy of society, who according to prophecy have "the power to draft their own legal documents. 



Almost no ordinary citizen dare speak to an attorney at fancy dinner parties, instead referring to them by epithets such as "You-Know-Who-Just-Walked-Through-The Door", "The-A-Hole-That-Represented-My-Ex-Wife" or "The-Guy-Who-Had-The-Moxy-To-Take-On-[The-Daughter-Of-Powerful-Mafia-Figure-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named]". 



An attorney's obsession with social purity signifies their aim to rid society of Voldemort or Death Eater heritage and to conquer the world with Red Tape to achieve pure-social dominance. 



Through their maternal family line, they are the last descendants of Medusa, a chthonic monster whose hobbies included unconscious earthly impulses of the Self as well as all known vices from the dark aspect of the unconscious - the ones that manifest themselves in [the positive] spirit of nature as well as [the negative] unconscious drive to destroy. 


Like Vogons, underneath their mean, heartless, callous exterior, 
attorneys just want to be loved. 









Wednesday, July 25, 2012

The Origin of Ghosts


Ghosts are an accumulation of leftover subatomic particles commingling with the neural particles which stream or flow through everything. Over one hundred trillion have passed through you while reading this sentence. 

While most of these particles came from universal nuclear reactions, a few heirloom neutrinos from a blast wave released shortly after the big bang still float right on through us..



Which naturally begs the question, Can particles go out of existence like an material object goes out of fashion? 



Doomed for museums of the future, these heirloom particles, once we've learned how to isolate them, will end up being showcased at The Museum of Energie Particles where visitors will be able to See the Particles that Led to Creation.



The fact that particles exhibit a wave-particle duality indicates that there are smaller particles, but don't worry about these for now, ghost particles are much bigger. 

Speaking strictly as someone who senses particle fluctuations, 
The above picture pretty looks pretty much like a bunch of energetic particles with waves moving through it...

I just love these things! 
Aren't they so cute???

People have been wondering what ghosts were made of for a long time, so I thought I'd explain it from the viewpoint of particle physics. Basically, ghosts are just our leftover particles analogous to the keratinocytes we lose from [our skin] the statum corneum.  

As cells flow through us, some decide to say (that's a topic for another day: Why Cells Stay), which results in the biological mechanism making way for new particles to join in and physically materialize into the material configuration we call humans. 

Once an energie particle has decided to stay (lol) old particles that are no longer being utilized fall off (literally) like an energetic epidermis shedding its skin (the body has layers of energie particles that could totally be superimposed on the macroscopic model below). Some of those particles stay and rejoin (ghosts), others flow on their way to other more exciting destinations in the universe. 






In the functional space of a human being there exists many levels of processing structures. Within this finite structure we call the human body flows an infinite number of inter-dimensional particles that float around the universe. 

When particles come into proximity with other particles, they vibrate and process faster resulting in newly born particles coded with material from the original particles that can now behave as a wave or particle depending upon the size and shape of the new particles created and the direction in which they're flowing or configuration in which their manifesting. 


So, there you have it. An easy to read explanation of the origin of ghosts. 





Comicentary

Comicentary 

noun (pl. commicentaries)

an expression of opinions or offering of explanations in comic form about an event or situation: a political comicentary / narrative overlaid with comicentary.

  • a descriptive drawn account (esp. in comic books or news broadcasts) of an event or performance as it happens
  • a set of explanatory or critical notes on a text: a comicentary on the economy

ORIGIN late Middle English: from Latin comicentarius, comicentarium (adjective, used as a noun), from comicentari, frequentative of comicinisci 'devise.'