Showing posts with label religious jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label religious jokes. Show all posts

Friday, October 19, 2012

Humorous Homiletics


Humorous Homiletics or Humoriletics, in humorology, is the application of the general principles of humorous rhetoric to public preaching. The one who practices or studies humoriletics is called a humorilist. 

Humorous homiletics is the study of the composition and humorous delivery of a sermon or other religious discourse. It includes all forms of humorous preaching, vis., the humorous sermon, humorous homily and comical catechetical instruction. 

It may be further defined as the study of the analysis, classification, preparation, composition and delivery of humorous sermons. 

CHRISTIAN TRADITION: The humorous preaching of Jesus

"Matthew, Mark, Luke and John walk into a bar called The Last Act..." starts the humorous sermon on the Mount. 

The Sermon On the Mount



HUMOROUS MISSIONARY PREACHING

"So, I was in Rome last week, and absolutely nobody was preaching," begins the sermon. "Apparently the stress of persecution was a bit too much!" (Bada Bing!)

St. Paul preaching the Areopagus sermon in Athens



OFFICE OF HUMOROUS PREACHING

The office of humorous preaching belonged to bishops with a sense of humor. The better their sense of humor, the more willing they were to allow priests to preach. St. Augustine was one of those priests. 

"You talkin' to me, God?"



Monday, September 10, 2012

Falling Down A Well Joke



A man falls into a well, breaks his leg, and is calling for help. 

No one answers... 

As the swelling gets worse and nighttime is about to befall him...

(Get it? Befall him...)

He shouts out: 

"Please... somebody, save me!" 

A thunderous roar is heard from the sky... 

He looks up and sees a bright light illuminate the sky and well...

Then a commanding voice says:

"This is God. I will save you."

The man pauses a moment...and replies: 

"Isn't there anybody else up there?"







Wednesday, September 5, 2012

If God Was A Dog...



The 10 Dog Commandments 


1. Thou shall never put me in the dog house again




2. Thou shall give me unlimited treats






3. Thou shall buy me every season of Animal Planet


4. Thou shall get rid of the cat
5. Thou shall let me off the leash
6. Thou shall install a fire hydrant in the living room
7. Thou shall give me domain over the Master's spot
8. Thou shall buy me a tennis ball machine
9. Thou shall never let little humans dress me up again
10. Thou shall rub my belly on command
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