Showing posts with label famous last words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label famous last words. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Funny Last Words



"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
~Groucho Marx, d. 1977

"I am about to - or I am going to - die: either expression is correct."
~Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian. d. 1702

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." 
~Francisco ("Pancho") Villa, d. 1923

"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
(Attributed to) Voltaire, when asked by a priest to renounce Satan, d. 1778

"A truck!"
~Comedian Emo Phillips's grandfather.

"I owe Asclepius a rooster."
~Socrates, d. 399 BCE

"I desire to go to Hell and not to Heaven. In the former I shall enjoy the company of popes, kings and princes, while in the latter are only beggars, monks, and apostles." 
~Niccolò Machiavelli, d. 1527

"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.
~Richard Feynman, d. 1988