Dear Humanity,
Congratulations on doing such a great job of harnessing the fire I gave you.
The extra time you've been putting in evolution on this has really paid off, and I believe that you have presented an ambitious and attainable set of goals for your species. I couldn't be prouder.
Oh, and by the way,
Your Fire subscription is an unlicensed product. Most features will be disabled because the other gods think your gift hasn't been yielded in a way befitting the nature of combustion. To use the free fire app, sign in and use the Web version.
Sincerely,
Prometheus
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