Ten Little Teddy Bears

Ten Little Teddy Bears

Ten little teddy bears

Surfing the web online

One chased a Pop-Up Ad

And then there were nine

Nine little teddy bears

Discussing the nature of fate

One fell asleep

And then there were eight

Eight little teddy bears

Parading in procession

One tripped over a coconut

And then there were seven

Seven little teddy bears

Utterly transfixed

One forgot himself

And, then there were six

Six little teddy bears

Happy to be alive

One learned how to fly

And then there were five

Five little teddy bears

Knocking at Heaven’s door

One embarked on a solo career

And then there were four

Four little teddy bears

Pouring glasses of Chablis

One got totally snookered

And then there were three

Three little teddy bears

Wondering what to do

One found enlightenment

And then there were two

Two little teddy bears

Sticking out their tongues

The silliest one got his stuck on a pole

And then there was one

One little teddy bear

Tired of having fun

Ran home to momma

And then there were none