Random Thank You Messages

Dear Readers:

I have spent a considerable amount of my time ~ and yours ~ going off on various subjects that either strike me as funny, are cosmically funny, are funny-peculiar or funny-hmmmm, makes-ya-think, but I haven't contributed anything funny to HTTF for awhile. 

As luck would have it, I don't actually have anything funny to say today, either. Still, rather than waste valuable brain power valuing the mind or going off on one of my favorite subjects: energie, I thought I'd send out some Random Thank You's, starting with yours...

Thank you for visiting Happy Thoughts Travel Fast! 

Thank you APPLE!

For sending the world mixed messages on eating apples.

Thank you SCOTLAND!

For the Coolest James Bond ~ EVER! 

Thank you JUICY COUTURE!

For the comfy velour tracksuits and multi-colored Yorkies!

Thank you DEAN KAMEN!

For helping Weird "Al" Yankovic pull off White and Nerdy!

Thank you EDWARD SEYMOUR!

For helping Graffiti Artists by transforming bug spray into the most amazing aesthetic aerosol ~ EVER!

Thank you FDA!

For taking all the foods I thought were healthy and marking them: UNHEALTHY.

Thank you THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE!

For giving me FOUR FOOD GROUPS of unhealthy food choices.

Thank you DR. SEYMOUR BUTTS!

For embarrassing us all when we feel our most vulnerable.

Thank you EDWARD A. MURPHY!

For naming all the "stuff" that goes wrong in the world.

Thank you DR. MARTIN COOPER!

For inventing a way that everyone can get ahold me...

Thank you RUTH HANDLER!

For uniting men and women in unrealistic expectations.

Thank you DICK FULD!

For showing the world how one can obliterate all sense of social responsibility and get away with it.

A final thank you THE U.S. TREASURY MINT!

For spending 1.26 cents of taxpayer money to mint a penny and for spending 7.7 cents to mint a nickel. Children everywhere are learning the value of a penny saved.