If God Was A Dog...

The 10 Dog Commandments 


1. Thou shall never put me in the dog house again

2. Thou shall give me unlimited treats

3. Thou shall buy me every season of Animal Planet

4. Thou shall get rid of the cat

5. Thou shall let me off the leash

6. Thou shall install a fire hydrant in the living room

7. Thou shall give me domain over the Master's spot

8. Thou shall buy me a tennis ball machine

9. Thou shall never let little humans dress me up again

10. Thou shall rub my belly on command

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