Women Only Day

WOMEN: 

Celebrate Womanhood by Doing

That Which Only We Can Do

Make an Entrance

Entertain Two Contradictory Thoughts

Simultaneously 

Cry at the Movies

and not look ridiculous

Sign up for Dance Classes

After Seeing This Scene

Solve World Problems at the Salon

Let Men Make Fun of Our Driving

Get Free Chauffeur & Valet

Decorate The Steering Wheel

It's the right thing to do

To preserve a quality manicure

Be a Good Listener to the Family Pet

The Dog will always be on your side

If for any reason you find yourself losing an argument

Cry

Always make time for tea & girlfriends

Make it to a Sale On Time

Need I say more?

Multitask

Because we're so good at it

Demonstrate True Kitchen Domination

Alternate Version:

Tell everyone you meet that you can't cook

This way they don't expect culinary mastery

This way we can chat on Facebook

Instead of spending the day in the kitchen

Make the World Laugh

Make a Memorable Exit