An Alien's Guide to Planet Earth Part I

My fascination with Planet Earth began 

when I was in levitational history class and encountered 

Rocky Ridge's book on 

Three Dimensional Beings. 

I remember staying up to the wee hours contemplating 

what it might have felt like to be an ancient human 

who did not perceive and directly interact 

with non-fixated dimensions. 

I began surveying interesting features of 1D and 2D worlds 

through analogies made in the upper dimensions. 

Many velocities ago, 

ancient beings believed that the volume of their universe 

was on fixed plane.

Primitive, I know. 

But what if they were more advanced than previously recognized? 

The *Earth Chronicles (E.C.) tell us that 

Ancient humans held fast to their beliefs for many cyclical events. 

The Great Portal is now open

Come visit Planet Earth prior to 

The Great Disambiguation

E.C. 2012

On Earth you'll experience 

a permanent accompaniment of music

not music in the sense of particle interaction between sound and silence

but rather a memorative reminder 

that bagpipes, singing, whistling, cowbells, and rustic sounds 

excite the particles at their most basic levels

The border between our deafeningly quiet multi-dimensional existence 

and the soft, precise rhythms of a bygone single society

reveal the contradiction between so-called modernity

and the wisdom of ancient humans. 

 It's a curious thing, 

imagining the world through the minds of those 

who romanticized linear combinations of 

up and down, 

left and right, 

in and out. 

At a time when extra dimensional travel was mere science fiction, 

humans saw the world from behind biological or manmade optical lenses. 

Seeing the world upside down was perhaps their greatest strength. 

WweDesign

Processing the world from the outside in

is how they conceived of the ancient cosmological myths

that have delighted us for chronicles

 Visit *E.C. 2012 

during the next inter-dimensional solar sunset or sunrise 

And visit shores of Ithaca like you've never seen them before... 

Don't forget to bring your antique particle replicator! 

Disclaimer

Ancient humans possessed limited ability to visualize 

and interact with other dimensions, 

Yet, despite their 

over-dependence on linear thinking

Their attitude was rather novel...