Two women are sitting on a bench.
After a spell, the first woman says, "Oy!"
The second woman replies, "Oy!"
The first woman says, "All right, enough about the children."
A little old Jewish woman, calling Mount Sinai Hospital, said, "Shalom, darling, I'd like to talk to the person who gives out the information on your patients. I want to know if the patient is getting better, or doing like expected, or getting worse."
The man on the other end of the line replied, "What is the patient's name and room number?"
She said, "Yes, darling! ... she's Sarah FInkel, in Room 302."
He said, "Oh yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, and she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours. If she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve o'clock."
The woman said, "Thank God! Oh! That's fantastic, darling! What wonderful news!"
The man on the phone said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend."
She said, "Oh no! ... I'm Sarah Finkel in room 302! My doctor doesn't tell me Jack!"
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