Magic in a Bottle

Just in time for Christmas 

Sophy Laughing, Inc.

Proudly announces 

the release of an ancient 

wrinkle cream miracle 

 

Sophy's Homemade 

Magickal Mayonnaise

Sophy's homemade Magickal Mayonnaise comes in a variety of flavors

Sophy's Magickal Mayonnaise is filled to the rim with goodness thanks to the botulinum toxin, created by the botulism bacteria, the secret, active ingredient in our mayonnaise. 

A million times more *powerful than plutonium, the botulinum toxin ensures that those pesky fine lines and wrinkles will magically disappear with the blink of an eye. 

Sophy Laughing isn't just the creator of Magickal Mayonnaise

She's a customer, too! 

BEFORE PHOTO

Note the laugh lines around 
Sophy's LARGER THAN LIFE smile! 

AFTER PHOTO

All the laugh lines and personality magickally disappear!

 Just rub Sophy's Magickal Mayonnaise and some fresh fruit ALL OVER YOUR your face for a beautiful, healthy, vibrant wrinkle-free glow!

 Sophy's Magikal Mayonnaise

Proudly brought to you today by 

Sophy's Kamikaze Bunnies 

Disclaimer: 
*By powerful, we mean lethal.