Video Game Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You poke-em-on!

Where did Mario buy his lunch?
Mario Mart.

Who is the cleanliest Street Fighter?
Dudley, because he always takes out the gutter trash.
 

You’re so bad at World Class Track Meet that by the time you finish the race, the turtle has reached the end of the stadium!

 
What’s the difference between Call of Duty: Black Ops and a restaurant?
A restaurant usually has a good host and servers that work.

You know you’ve been playing Halo too much, when the weatherman announces flood risks and you get out a shotgun.

You know you’ve played to much Call Of Duty when you think the UPS guy is trying to plant a C4 on your doorstep

Where did Noble Six go for a vacation?
Halo beach.

 

What did Shang Tsung say to the Aztec witchdoctor?
Your soul is Mayan.

What do you get when you cross Epona with a DeLorian?
A Link to the past.

What do you get when you play whack-a-mole with Ganon and the Megaton Hammer?
A Ganon-dwarf

Heard about the new Nintendo game? you play as a youth in Scotland and participate in fights. It’s called ‘Wii Bastard.’



What do you call a Nintendo Wii in France?
A Nintendo Yes.

What is a toilet’s favorite game?
Call of doodie.

What did the WWF Wrestler say to the video game controller?
Are you ready to rumble pack?!

What do you get if you tape a stick of dynamite to a hedgehog?
SONIC BOOM!

What’s Ryo Hazuki’s favorite drink?
Hi-C.

How did Sagat cure Ryu from the measles?
By giving him a Tiger Shot.