High Chair vs. Rocking Chair

In the left-hand corner, we have high chair
a supporter of the Children's Television Network...

In the right-hand corner, we have rocking chair
a chair that values bingo and prompt medical attention 

A lot of things go on between these two

They argue over things like computers


. . .


The high chair says it is for useful stuff...


The rocking chair answers solitaire...

. . .

They argue over position


The high chair wants to be positioned looking forward 


The rocking chair, looking back

about the only thing they agree on 
is that iTunes credit 
and cash 
do constitute a gift

Send your grandparents a gift-card to continue the debate...