Kids and Humor

Caller: "Hey, is your frig running?" 

Librarian: "We don't have a frig in this department." 

Caller: "Knock, knock." 

Librarian: "This is a library, young man. Please let me speak to your parents." 

Caller: "Who's there?" 

Librarian: "The head librarian." 

Caller: "Head librarian, who?" 

Librarian: "Head librarian who will treat your library card like a T-Rex." 

Caller: "How so?" 

Librarian: "I'll mark down all your books as being 60 million years overdue!" 

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3rd Grade